Which Sad Malaise Pony Car Is Less Scary? 1975 Ford Mustang vs 1976 Chevy Camaro

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(A telephone rings. David picks it up.) David: H-hello? Creepy voice: Hello, David. I hear you like scary project cars. Tell me, what’s your favorite scary car? David: Um… a “Holy Grail” Jeep that I can’t afford? Creepy voice: Aw, is that the best you can do? Think bigger. Think scarier. David: Uh…